big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
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Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
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So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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