We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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