Christians are straight up FREAKS
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize