Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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