love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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