fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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