Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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