Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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