Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
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party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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