Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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