We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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