why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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