: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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