you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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