just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
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Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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