all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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