I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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