The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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