So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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