Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Fuck appropriateness.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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