this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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