Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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