Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
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On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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