I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
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I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
This baby is an asshole
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Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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