Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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