whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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