it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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