My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
True strength comes from lack of pants
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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