brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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