I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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