4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
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just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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