I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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