can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you would pick up someone in the library
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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