he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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