Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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