Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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