i wish peter jackson would direct porn
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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