Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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