Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Princesses don't give blow jobs
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I need a beard to bite.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.