i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
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I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.