OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
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I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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