And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
there is glitter all over my balls
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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