I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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