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I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
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#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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