great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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