Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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