the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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