yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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