I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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