Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
