dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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