ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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