I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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