its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
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no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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