You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
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Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
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Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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