it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
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Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
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I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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