So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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