After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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